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This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Sleep is for the weak.

Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in tasks and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to communicate your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable therapy session. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next workday
• It makes a great surprise for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite jeans for ultimate comfort

I don't crave caffeine like a regular person. I run on pure brew. My veins are flowing with espresso. Honestly, if you ever see me sporting this hoodie, it's a clear sign that I'm fully charged.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Glazed Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Caffeine) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe enthusiasts. You know, the kind who love a good vibes and aren't afraid to flaunt their personality. It's got that cool look with a dash of wit, making it perfect for hanging out. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can ruin your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Features: Super-soft material
• Options: Navy, and maybe a couple funky ones too
• Fits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your choice

Grab yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Chat About That Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to out of nowhere burst into discussions about it at the least surprising times. Don't be surprised if they begin a detailed explanation about its fabric, style, or even the optimal coffee pairing. It might take an eternity to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled journey.

Hoodie I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a garment, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the controlled pandemonium. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by more info deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy design. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just unwinding after a long session, this sweatshirt is the perfect way to show off your style.

• Bonus points if you pair it with some sleep deprivation for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on pure willpower.